She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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