we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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