he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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