bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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