i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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