How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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