So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
as a side note pls kill me
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