the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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