So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Found the puke drawer
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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