We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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