have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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