You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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