Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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