Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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