i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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