East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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