Don't you send me to vm
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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