You can't motorboat a personality
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
