found the other keg... it's in the tree
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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