She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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