There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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