Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
He is an equal opportunity slut.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Randomize
