So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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