Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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