Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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