Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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