I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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