i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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