i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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