I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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