Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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