Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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