sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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