and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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