problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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