Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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