Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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