i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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