You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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