Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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