Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
soo... how was my night?
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