dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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