Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
