this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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