I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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