I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it hurts more in the daytime
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
