Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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