I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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