I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
