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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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